YOUR BUSINESS TECH IS HELD TOGETHER WITH PRAYERS AND SELLOTAPE. YOUR COPY SOUNDS LIKE CHATGPT HAD A PERSONALITY BYPASS.
WE FIX THAT EITHER WITH YOU OR FOR YOU. YOUR CHOICE.
*Built by two women who'd rather eat glass than work in corporate.
Look, we need to talk about the absolute STATE of your sales system.
You've got seventeen different apps that barely talk to each other. Your sales page sounds like it was written by a robot who forgot how to function. And every time someone tries to buy from you, they get lost somewhere between "add to cart" and actually giving you money.
It's not your fault. You're brilliant at what you do. You're just not so good at the techy bits and the selly bits.
Enter us: Georgina and Holly. Copy and tech. Words and wires. The dream team you didn't know you needed.
Georgina writes words that make people want to throw money at you.
Holly's the tech genius who makes sure they actually CAN throw money at you without getting error messages or falling into digital black holes.
Together we build sales systems and funnels for people whose brains don't work in straight lines.
RECOGNISE YOURSELF IN THIS MESS?
Your "sales funnel" is actually just a year old freebie and some dodgy links
Writing sales copy makes you want to fake your own death
Your tech setup is so complicated even YOU don't understand it
Every "expert" tells you to do things that makes your brain want to die
Yeah. We get it. Because we ARE it.
HERE'S THE THING NOBODY TELLS YOU:
You don't need more complicated systems. You need systems that actually WORK with your chaotic, brilliant brain instead of against it.
Anyone can slap together a website and an email thingy. But does it actually DO anything? Does it sound like you? Does it turn browsers into buyers without you having to manually chase each one?
Probably not.
That's where we come in. Swoopy capes optional.
Between us we've got:
- ADHD (Holly) and bipolar (Georgina) - the spicy brain combo you never knew you needed
- Zero tolerance for "that's how it's always been done"
- Dark humour that probably concerns our therapists
- An origin story involving a jacuzzi (yes, really)
We're basically your business's fairy godmothers. If fairy godmothers swore a lot, were crazy cat ladies, and knew how to fix broken payment links.
Georgina whips up the words that grab attention, build trust, and make your ideal clients feel seen (and ready to click 'buy').
Holly architects the tech so it’s not just functional, it’s elegant. Smooth pathways, smart automations, and zero "oops, that link is broken" moments.
We're the humans behind the neon glow.
Fuelled by dark humour, lived experience with chaotic brains, and a deep understanding that 'business as usual' doesn't work for everyone, we handle the tech terrors and copy catastrophes so you don’t have to.
Think of us as your funnel therapists / tech whisperers / word wizards, rolled into one slightly unhinged (but highly effective) package.
WANT THE FULL ORIGIN STORY? (IT INVOLVES A JACUZZI!)
HOW WE UNBREAK YOUR BUSINESS:
THE FUSE: Your complete funnel built from scratch - strategy, copy, tech, the works.
THE CONVERSION FIX: Auditing and upgrading your existing funnel so it actually sells.
THE QUICKIE: Need a killer landing/sales page, like, yesterday? Done.
THE ALL ACCESS PASS: Ongoing copy, tech, and strategic support.
YOU'RE OUR KIND OF WEIRD IF:
We vibe best with brilliant brains who are tired of fighting systems and strategies not built for them. You're probably our people if:
You'd rather be authentic than "professional"
Your chaos is part of your genius (not something to 'fix')
You want tech that works WITH your brain, not against it
You appreciate honesty, humour, and the occasional f-bomb
You're DONE trying to force yourself into boxes built for other people
Ready to stop gaffer-taping your business together?
Imagine having a full marketing and sales system that feels aligned, runs smoothly, and brings in consistent revenue without demanding every last drop of your energy.
That’s the Neon Powered promise.
Ready to fuse your words and wires into something truly electrifying?
A quick heads-up (because apparently, it still needs saying):
We build systems for humans. Brilliant, chaotic, messy, wonderful humans selling cool shit online. That means ALL humans.
If you're bringing weird energy about someone's race, ethnicity, skin colour, sex, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, age, disability (visible or invisible, diagnosed or undiagnosed), religion or lack thereof, neurotype, chronic illness, socioeconomic status, relationship structure, body size, or fucking astrological sign (okay, maybe not that last one... unless?) - then quite frankly, your wires are crossed in a way we can't fix.
Our funnels fuse words and wires, not hate and bullshit. If that sentence makes you uncomfortable, kindly yeet yourself elsewhere. This is less of a funnel and more of an exit ramp for you. Tootle-oo!
HOWEVER! If you're genuinely curious about understanding experiences different from your own or unlearning some of the junk society sneakily installed in all of us, props to you. That's brave, vital work. We're funnel nerds, not social justice educators, but here's some great pages to go to if you're looking for a place to start digging:
(But the zero-tolerance policy for anyone deliberately spreading hate or being a knob is still rock solid. We protect our people fiercely.)
NEON POWERED FUNNELS IS POWERED BY:
Georgina Nestor @ FEARLESSWORDS
Holly Frances @ HOLLY FRANCES ONLINE
Email: [email protected]