THE FUNNEL INTERVENTION

When your lead magnet (freebie) needs an emergency diagnosis from two people who actually give a damn - AND know what they’re talking about.

£147

You know that lead magnet you created three months ago? The one that was supposed to "grow your list on autopilot"?

Yeah. The one that's currently attracting approximately fuck all.

Or maybe it IS getting sign-ups but those people vanish faster than your motivation to check your email stats. They download your freebie and then peace out and unsubscribe like they're in witness protection.

Your funnel probably isn't broken. It's just... mediocre. And mediocre doesn't cut it when everyone and their nan has a "5 Steps to Whatever" PDF.

That's where we come in.

Look, we're not promising you'll suddenly get 10k subscribers overnight. We're not complete dickheads.

But 50+ warm subscribers a month? Without ads? Without spamming your socials daily with "GRAB MY FREEBIE" posts that make everyone want to mute you?

Completely doable.

Here's the maths:

  • Fix your landing page copy so it actually connects? That'll bump conversions by at least 20-30%.

  • Make sure your tech isn't actively sabotaging you? Another 10-20% boost.

  • Write welcome emails that don't make people instantly regret signing up? THAT'S where the magic happens.

Most lead magnets are losing 50-80% of potential subscribers to totally fixable fuck-ups. Your popup appears 0.5 seconds after someone lands on the page. Your headline sounds like everyone else's headline. Your form asks for their entire life story.

Fix those leaks, and suddenly your current traffic starts converting like it actually should.

We will perform emergency surgery on your lead magnet funnel. We'll tell you EXACTLY why people aren't biting (or why they're ghosting after they do).

No sugar coating. No "it's not that bad". You’re getting straight-up "here's what's wrong and here's how to fix it".

FUN STATS AS OF 29 September 2025:

  • Neon Powered Funnels currently has 93 opt ins which are 100% organic

  • The opt-in is converting at 58.13% (industry average 19.8%).

  • Our welcome sequence that follows the freebie download - 3 emails over the course of a week - is at an average 67.1% open rate (industry average 35.9%)*.

So yeah, we know what the fuck we're talking about.

WHAT WE'LL TEAR APART (LOVINGLY):

Your landing page

  • Georgina will tell you why your freebie title makes people yawn instead of yearn - and give you 10 alternative suggestions

  • Holly becomes a tech detective hunting down conversion killers: is your form secretly broken on mobile? Are people rage-quitting because of that popup? Is your page taking 47 years to load? She'll find EVERYTHING

  • We'll spot the exact point where visitors think "nah" and leave

Your welcome sequence

  • We'll read those emails you wrote at 2am and tell you which ones sound unhinged (bad unhinged, not good unhinged)

  • Holly will expose the technical car crash hiding in your automations - the welcome email going to spam, the PDF that leads to a 404 page, that one subscriber who's received the same email 73 times (oops)

  • Georgina will tell you why your subject lines are getting ignored harder than your ex's texts and give you 5 alternative suggestions per email

What you get back from us

  • One Google Doc absolutely COVERED in our comments, suggestions, and "what were you thinking?" notes. Like getting your homework back from two teachers who actually want you to succeed.

  • 10 alternative lead magnet name suggestions as well as alternative subject lines for the welcome sequence you send out after they’ve downloaded your freebie

  • The main tech changes to make to ensure that it all runs as smooth as a baby’s bum

  • You implement the changes yourself (or get your VA to do it). We're not rebuilding anything - just telling you exactly what needs fixing.

Is this for you?

This is for you if:

  • Your lead magnet has been live for weeks/months and crickets

  • Your monthly subscriber count looks like a sad London temperature reading

  • You KNOW something's off but can't figure out what

  • You want expert eyes without the expert price tag

  • You're ready to hear some truths about your copy/tech

This is not for you if:

  • You want us to actually fix everything for you (we can do it but you'll need to purchase our Clean Up Crew Add On or one of our full services!)

Cost - only £147

That's less than you spent on that course about funnels that you never finished.

Cos your lead magnet isn't going to suddenly start working on its own. We've checked.

(P.S. Yes, we'll be nice about it. We're not COMPLETE monsters. Just honest ones who happen to be very good at fixing funnels.)